Congratulations! You now have the freedom to spin more as the WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY! Will you be daring enough to resume live broadcasts? Remember, folks with smartphones can stream live. May be you got an idea – “smartphones not allowed in the press secretary briefing hall”.
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SEAN SPICER
Bravo! Bravo! You are brave indeed if you resigned out of frustration. Or, were you kicked out? I am sure you feel the relief from spinning your answers to the journalists’ questions from the WHITE HOUSE press briefing lectern. Good luck on your future endeavors! Hope MELISSA MCCARTHY won’t bother you anymore!
REPUBLICAN SENATORS
It’s hilarious that you guys went for a lunch meeting with TRUMP riding in the big CAPITOL POLICE bus like school kids only to be lectured by TRUMP for your failure to fail OBAMA CARE. Some of you who either opposed the bill as was to be tabled in the Senate or opposed the potential repeal-only proposal, I wondered why you even had to go? Did you think you would get something you were really looking for. And the worst thing I noticed was the implied “threat” by TRUMP to potentially influence electoral losses of those who are looking forward to their election or re-election next year. DEAN HELLER clearly seemed to be one of TRUMP’s potential victims of electoral defeat. But he seemed like a sport and took TRUMP’s “threat” as a joke and laughed, albeit in an embarrassed way.
KRIS KOBACH
You have said that we never know if HILLARY won the popular vote but you also said that the votes that led to TRUMP’s victory were “absolutely” in doubt too. Well, then you will have to doubt the presidency of TRUMP, right? Well, you are appointed by him. What will you do? If your commission discovers that there was voter fraud to the scale of three million votes (that is approximately the number of votes that HILLARY got more than TRUMP) and that such fraud was tipped against HILLARY, would you recommend a presidential resignation? If the same were tipped against TRUMP, it really shouldn’t matter to HILLARY as she didn’t get the presidency anyway.
DON JR.
You seemed so open and forthcoming in your interview with SEAN HANNITY regarding your meeting during the 2016 presidential campaign. But how come every day we are learning a new thing about the meeting on who attended it. Will you be more forthcoming as you would be called to testify to CONGRESS? You got to be careful, even though the CONGRESS is led by your dad’s party, it would still not be easy on you like SEAN HANNITY because even the DEMOCRATS would be in there asking questions. And one more thing – and there is something called perjury, which is a very serious offense. So be careful. I am sure now that you are lawyered up, whoever your lawyer is would coach you on that and more.
MINNEAPOLIS KILLING COP
Wondering what is going on in your mind? How could you kill the very person who requested help from you guys? You and your colleague in the squad car seem utterly negligent not turning on the body cameras which I believe is required in situations like you were responding to. Now I am thinking, is your colleague OK with the shooting of the victim right from front of his face? Was he even aware that you were shooting? What if he tilted his head forward? Why don’t you come forward and narrate your side of the story? I know it is easy to hide behind the facade of investigations but truth will come out and hope the victim’s survivors will know it soon.
JAY SEKULOW
How low can you go? How can you blame the US SECRET SERVICE for the DON JR. meeting with the Russians when the US SECRET SERVICE was not even assigned to the JR.? By the way, even if they were assigned, the US SECRET SERVICE is there to protect but not to monitor meetings unless gangsters, mafia and such violent groups were involved. May be the Russians that met DON JR. were? And prior to the blame on the US SECRET SERVICE, you also mentioned that the meeting was fine, the one that DON JR. attended with the Russians but as a law professional, you should know better that it is illegal to solicit information on political opponents in a democratic campaign if such informants are enemies or foreigners. Are you not aware of previous presidential campaigns where candidates turned information on their opponents that came from foreign sources to the FBI?
ANN COULTER
I didn’t know you were a cry baby. I used to watch you on FOX NEWS and you were pretty vociferous in terms of criticizing folks who claim themselves to be victims. But I was aghast when I watched the news on your DELTA AIRLINES incident. I completely sympathize with you for having lost your seat to accommodate your long legs but for some reason I thought you wouldn’t care that much and not claim victimhood. I understand your $30 were at stake and some seating comfort too. But outing the innocent lady who (unbeknownst to her) was allotted your seat was below your dignity. Or, is that something you don’t care about anymore? And may be you should take up the cause of the recent DELTA AIRLINES’ victims who were dragged off the plane or not allowed into it despite having confirmed seats with paid tickets. Good luck getting back your $30 and in future flying – DELTA AIRLINES or otherwise!
COVFEFE
Now I know what you are – Coward Of Vomit For Ever For Ever. The questions is who are you? Are you the originator of yourself? No need to disclose. Vomit is best not spilled publicly!
TRUMP
You are defending DON JR., which is fine. After all he is your son! But you conveniently ignore facts. But worse than that is you are still crying on HILLARY CLINTON relative to her so called email scandal. You won, she was defeated; why don’t you just forget about her and do the task of nation governing? If HILLARY CLINTON cries on you for some reason, you would surely say she is a sore loser. Are you a sore winner now?